There is a popular internet meme that is often attributed to actor Robert Downey, Jr., although I can’t figure out when and if he actually said it and many 12-steppers claim it originated in the rooms.
“I don’t drink these days. I’m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.”
Not long into the start of my Dallas party days and after my first of two failures of the Texas bar exam, I broke out in handcuffs.
Read the rest on my column at Above The Law.
http://abovethelaw.com/2016/12/bar-exams-booze-and-getting-busted/